Kid comes back home from 1st day at school. Mom asks, ‘What did you learn today?’ Kid replies, ‘Not enough. They say,I will have to go back tomorrow.’ Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids What would be maths teacher’s favorite sum? Summer Click here to go to Free Science Videos for […]
ज्योतिषी मुन्ना का हाथ देखकर- बेटा तुम बहुत पढ़ोगे। मुन्ना- पढ़ तो मैं 4 साल से रहा हूं, ये बताओ कि pass कब होऊंगा। Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids चिंटू की मां की तबियत खराब हो गई, वह अपनी मां को लेकर अस्पताल गया। डॉक्टर – इनके कुछ test होंगे। […]
Imaginary castles are always made on hot air Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids A smile is a curved line that sets things straight Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids I like butterflies ,I just feel sorry for caterpillars with a fear of flying and no interest […]
Teeth said to Tongue: ‘If I just press you a little, you will get cut. Tongue replied: ‘If I misuse one word against someone ,then all 32 of you will come out’ Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Sir,Abraham Lincoln was born in that year. […]
A ten year old boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis, but to no avail. Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a private Catholic school. After the first day, the boy’s parents were surprised when he walked in after school with […]
Mac:’You know I was in the zoo last month’ Lilly:’Oh really? I also went there ,but did not see.Which cage were you in? ‘ Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids Late in the night, a thief broke into a house thinking that it was empty. He was looking for valuables but […]
Tweet Muscles in an average human body constitute 40% of the body’s weight ,there about 600 muscles in a human body.All these muscles put together form muscular system.The muscular system is a network of muscles and tissues which control the body’s movement. All the activities which the body performs (i.e., jumping ,smiling & running etc.) […]
Why Tigger’s head was in potty? Because he was looking for Pooh! Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids Why did the spider cross the road? He wanted to go to his web-site Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids Why did a moron climbed over a wall made […]
A moron (stupid) goes to an electronics shop & asks ,’Do you sell coloue TVs? Salesman,’Yes sir’. Moron,’Ok, give me a red one. Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids Teacher :What is that big ,yellow thing which comes in the morning & brightens a mother’s day? Mac: Ma’am, the school bus. […]
एक बच्चा रोज देर से स्कूल आता था। एक दिन teacher ने पूछा- तुम बाकी बच्चों के साथ क्यों नहीं आते? बच्चा- झुंड में तो गधे आते हैं मैडम, शेर हमेशा अकेला ही आता है! Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids भिखारी ( पप्पू से) – एक रुपए का सवाल है […]
Cardiologists make heart-earned money Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids What always runs but never walks? Water Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids How can a stranger tell whether two people are married? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at […]
PT Teacher on 1st day ,’Mac ,can you tell me what does PT stand for? Mac,’It is Physical Torture,Sir’. . Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids Mac ,’It seems my plate is wet!’ School Cook,’Don’t be silly Mac, that is the soup ‘ Click here to go to Free Science Videos […]
Teacher : What is an island ? Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. Teacher :On one side ? Pupil : Yes, on top ! Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids Teacher: Name one animal that is found in the desert. Mac: A camel. Teacher: […]
Teacher:Tell me the formula for water? Student: Ma’am, it is H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: It is wrong. Student: But you only told yesterday that the formula for water was…H to O. Click here to go to Free Science Videos for Kids What did the dad volcano say to the mom […]