Jokes for Kids

Animals Jokes

  • A bald man had two flies sitting on his head.What did one fly said to other ?
  • Damn, no place to hide

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  • Special Offer of the Week at a pet-shop
  • Buy 1 Cat -Get 1 Flea Free

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  • What did one flea says to other after a night-out?
  • Shall we walk home or take a dog?

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  • Why do cows have bells around their necks?
  • Because their horns don’t work

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  • Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me that it is good for mice.But it does not even go near the mice!
  • Shopkeeper:Oh,but is not this good for mice?

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  • A baby snake goes to his mom and asks :’Mom are we poisonous?’
  • Mom :’Yes darling, but why are you asking ?’
  • Baby snake :’Because I just bit my own tongue’

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  • Do you know why do bees hum?
  • Because they don’t know the words

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  • Why do elephants never forget & have a long memory?
  • It is because nobody ever tells them anything!

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  • A lady was walking down the street to office and she saw a parrot in a cage in front of a pet store.
  • The parrot saw her & said to her, ‘Hey lady, you are really ugly’. ‘Well, the lady is angry!
  • She moved quickly to her office.
  • On the way back home she saw the same parrot again and it said to her,’Hey lady, you are really ugly.’She was really ticked now.
  • The next day ,same story got repeated
  • The woman was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would kill the bird if it used the same words again.
  • The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.
  • When the lady was passing by the store that day after work the parrot called to her again,’Hey lady.’
  • She stopped and said,’Yes?
  • The bird said, ‘You know.’

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  • What is a bad day for a fish?
  • The Fry-day.

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