Jokes for Kids

Teachers Classroom

  • A teacher asks the students, ‘Can anybody tell the full form of Maths?
  • One of the student answers, ‘Mentally Affected Teacher Harrasing Student’

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  • Teacher: ‘Why are you late to school, Gimmy?’
  • Gimmy: ‘Because of the sign outside the school.
  • Teacher: ‘What sign?
  • Gimmy: ‘The one that says, ‘School Ahead, Go Slow.’

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  • Teacher: ‘Timy ,your composition of essay on ‘My Cat ‘ is exactly the same as your sister’s. Did you copy hers?
  • Timy: ‘No, teacher, it’s the same cat’

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  • TEACHER: Jimmy, tell me the chemical formula for water?
  • Jimmy :It is H I J K L M N O.
  • TEACHER: Are you sure?
  • Jimmy:Yes mam, Yesterday only you said it’s H to O.

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  • Teacher: Now, Jimmy, tell me frankly ,do you really say prayers before your meals?
  • Jimmy: No madam, I don’t have to, my mother is a very good cook.

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