Jokes for Kids

  • Cardiologists make heart-earned money

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  • What always runs but never walks?
  • Water

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  • How can a stranger tell whether two people are married?
  • You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

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  • What do you call a dog when it jumps into fire?
  • A hot dog

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  • One man walks up to another and says, ‘Dude, you’re fat’.
  • The other man answers, ‘Oh, but you’re ugly. I can lose weight, but you will always be ugly.’

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  • What is yours but your friends use it more than you do?
  • Your Name

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  • What word everyone pronounces incorrectly?
  • Incorrectly

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  • Why can’t a bicycle stand by itself
  • Because it is two- tired (tyred)

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  • Why do cows wear the bells>
  • Because their horns don’t work!

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  • Why was the man running around the bed?
  • Because he wanted to catch up some sleep

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