Jokes for Kids

  • Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
  • How can you watch TV by sitting so far away from it!
  • Yes, I also used to skip school a lot, too
  • You don’t want to wear a jacket, it is alright .I don’t think it’s cold today
  • Just leave all the lights on , it makes the house look beautiful
  • Oh,I do not have a tissues with me , you can use your sleeve
  • Let me smell that shirt — ok, it is good for one more week

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  • Normally when a doctor comes after a surgery & when a student comes after an examination, they have the similar things to say,’I tried my best but can’t say anything right know.’

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  • It takes me about 2 hours each day to finish my homework but it takes 3 if my father helps me.

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  • A father took his little son to the zoo.They were standing in front of a lion’s cage. He was telling how ferocious and strong lions are and the little one was listening it with a serious expression. In the end ,the boy asked ‘Dad,if the lion breaks the cage & comes out ,can it eat you?’
  • ‘Yes, son,they are very dangerous?’ the father said .
  • The boy asked with a worried look ‘In that case ,what bus should I take home?’

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  • Johney,Johney Yes Papa
  • Watching Facebook? No Papa
  • Playing Games? No Papa
  • Tweeting something? No Papa
  • Chatting online ?No Papa
  • Shut-down the I-pad . Hahaha

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  • Kid:I am not going to school from tomorrow.
  • Mother:Why
  • Kid: Our teacher knows nothing, she always keeps asking us everything

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  • A girl comes home with a note from her teacher and gave to her father.It says that the little girl talked too much in the class & disturbed others a lot. It also said that the teacher had a plan to stop & change her habit.
  • The other day the girl went back to the school with a note for her teacher from her father. It said,’Would request you to please let me know the plan too so that I can try it out on her mother.’

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  • A little girl comes home from school. Her mother asked: ‘Dear, so how was your 1st day at school?’
  • Girl:’1st day? Do you mean I’ve to go back there tomorrow too?’

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  • One day, little Mac asks his father , ‘Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps saying ‘no’?’
  • ‘No,’his father replies
  • ‘Oh, so it’s you.’

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  • A little boy was not getting good marks in maths. One day he approached her teacher .He tapped her on the shoulder and said ‘See,I don’t want to scare you, but my father says if I don’t get better marks next time, somebody is definitely going to get a spanking’

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