Jokes for Kids

  • What did one flea says to other after a night-out?
  • Shall we walk home or take a dog?

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  • What were the names of very first teachers ?
  • Miss and Sir

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  • Why was Mr. Maths really upset?
  • Because his son was a problem

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  • Why do cows have bells around their necks?
  • Because their horns don’t work

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  • What do you call the winner of a monster beauty contest
  • Ugly

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  • A moron (stupid) goes to a pizza-shop,orders a pizza & tells the pizza-boy:’ Make sure that you cut it in three pieces as I may not be able to eat more than three as I am not that much hungry’.

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  • Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me that it is good for mice.But it does not even go near the mice!
  • Shopkeeper:Oh,but is not this good for mice?

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  • Give an example of complete waste of time
  • Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man

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  • Teacher :Sara,if you have 15 chocolates, and Mac asks you for 10 out of them,how many would you have left?
  • Sara:Ma’am 15,I hate Mac

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  • Why Skeleton could not dance at party
  • Because he had no body to dance with

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