Jokes for Kids

  • Why Tigger’s head was in potty?
  • Because he was looking for Pooh!

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  • Why did the spider cross the road?
  • He wanted to go to his web-site

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  • Why did a moron climbed over a wall made of glass?
  • He wanted to see what was on other side

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  • A child told her mother: ‘My teacher thinks that I’m going to be famous. He said all I have to do is mess up one more time and I am history!’

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  • Mother: Why are you home from school so early?
  • Mac:Because I was the only one in the class who could answer a question.
  • Mother: Wow! What was the question?
  • Mac: Who set Miss Tina’s dress on fire

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  • A kindly lady went near a little boy on the beach, who stood with downcast head, and grinding his toes into the sand and looking very miserable and lonely
  • ‘ Don’t you have anybody to play with? ‘she asked sympathetically.
  • The boy shook his head forlornly, as he explained: ‘I have only one friend,but I hate him!’

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  • A man arrived on Sunday in a small town.
  • He stayed for two days and left on Sunday.How was that possible?
  • His horse’s name was Sunday!

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  • Mac was kicked out of school for cheating!
  • You know why?
  • Oh!He was caught counting his ribs in a biology exam

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  • Teacher: ‘Mac,Can you give me an example of wasted energy?’
  • Mac: ‘Yes, ma’am, it is like telling a hair-raising story to a bald-man.’

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  • Summer vacation was over and Little Mac returned back to school.
  • Only 2 days later ,his teacher called his mother to tell her that Mac was misbehaving.
  • ‘Wait a minute,’ the mother said. ‘I had Mac with me for 3 months and I never called you once when he misbehaved!’

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