Jokes for Kids

Animals Birds

  • A woman enters somebody’s house, she sees the owner playing chess with his cat. She says to the man ‘I can’t believe my eyes, a cat playing chess, what a clever cat ‘
  • The man replies’ No,you are wrong. This cat is not clever at all, I am beating it 4 games to 2′

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  • The front door of a home was accidentally left open and the dog disappeared.The owner, whistled & called unsuccessfully , got in the car and went looking out for it. He drove around for a while ,but with no luck. After sometime, he stopped beside a shop ,explained color & size of the dog and asked if they had seen him.
  • ‘You mean the one , which is following your car?’they asked.

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  • A bald man had two flies sitting on his head.What did one fly said to other ?
  • Damn, no place to hide

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  • Special Offer of the Week at a pet-shop
  • Buy 1 Cat -Get 1 Flea Free

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  • What did one flea says to other after a night-out?
  • Shall we walk home or take a dog?

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  • Why do cows have bells around their necks?
  • Because their horns don’t work

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  • Customer: When I bought this cat, you told me that it is good for mice.But it does not even go near the mice!
  • Shopkeeper:Oh,but is not this good for mice?

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  • A baby snake goes to his mom and asks :’Mom are we poisonous?’
  • Mom :’Yes darling, but why are you asking ?’
  • Baby snake :’Because I just bit my own tongue’

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  • Do you know why do bees hum?
  • Because they don’t know the words

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  • Why do elephants never forget & have a long memory?
  • It is because nobody ever tells them anything!

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