Jokes for Kids
- Teacher: ‘How do you like your new home ,Mac?’
- Mac: ‘Oh, I like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mom, she still has to sleep in Dad’s room.’
- Teacher: ‘Mac, what is the outside of a tree called.It supports the whole tree?’
- Mac: ‘I don’t know.’
- Teacher: ‘Bark, Mac, bark.’
- Mac: ‘Bow, wow, wow!’
- I just love Thanks Giving dinner- Everyone’s so grateful
- How you keep people in suspense?
- I will tell you later
- Once there were two brothers named Trouble and Shutup. Trouble got lost so Shutup called the police.
- The policeman asked, ‘What is your name?’
- Shutup answered, ‘Shutup.’
- The policeman was little taken aback,he said, ‘Excuse me?’
- Shutup said, ‘My name is Shutup.’
- Now the policeman was really angry.He said, ‘Are you looking for Trouble?’
- Shutup was really impressed & said, ‘How did you know’?
- Teacher:’ If you had 5 apples in your plate and the boy next to you took two, what would you get?’
- Mac:’ A fight!’
- If teachers are really smart then why are they in school?
- Once there was a really dumb girl .She failed a test in the class.
- Her teacher wanted her to come in after the school and make it up. On the note home to her parents the teacher wrote: Make up test.
- The next day the girl brought lipstick and an eye -liner to school!
- What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
- Getting lost!
- What does a calculator tell to other calculator?
- You can count on me!
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