Jokes for Kids

  • PT Teacher on 1st day ,’Mac ,can you tell me what does PT stand for?
  • Mac,’It is Physical Torture,Sir’.

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  • Mac ,’It seems my plate is wet!’
  • School Cook,’Don’t be silly Mac, that is the soup ‘

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  • New teacher at school cafeteria, ‘Ugh! this coffee tastes like a soap. ‘
  • School cook, ‘Oh, you are mistaken.That must be the tea, the coffee tastes like glue.

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  • Our school food is very bad ,Pygmies fly from Africa to dip their arrows in it.

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  • Teacher: I’m your English teacher, before I start let me tell you that there’re 2 words that are not permitted on any of your English writing assignments. One is ‘cool’ & the other one is ‘lousy’.Any question?’
  • Mac:What are the words?

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  • It takes me about 2 hours each day to finish my homework but it takes 3 if my father helps me.

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  • Everyday I have so much homework to finish that I don’t have any time left for my studies.

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  • Mac:Our brain is really strange.
  • Jimmy:Why ?
  • Mac:It starts working the moment you wake up and never stops until teacher asks a question in the class !

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  • Why did a moron buy 2 tickets to the zoo?
  • One for getting in and one for getting out.

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  • A father took his little son to the zoo.They were standing in front of a lion’s cage. He was telling how ferocious and strong lions are and the little one was listening it with a serious expression. In the end ,the boy asked ‘Dad,if the lion breaks the cage & comes out ,can it eat you?’
  • ‘Yes, son,they are very dangerous?’ the father said .
  • The boy asked with a worried look ‘In that case ,what bus should I take home?’

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