Jokes for Kids

  • A moron (stupid) goes to an electronics shop & asks ,’Do you sell coloue TVs?
  • Salesman,’Yes sir’.
  • Moron,’Ok, give me a red one.

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  • Teacher :What is that big ,yellow thing which comes in the morning & brightens a mother’s day?
  • Mac: Ma’am, the school bus.

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  • Teacher:I don’t understand how a person could make so many mistakes in his homework.
  • Mac: Ma’am,I did not.My father helped me.

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  • What one pencil says to other pencil?
  • Darling, you look very sharp.

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  • What one eye says to other?
  • Something between us smells!

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  • 5 Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
  • How can you watch TV by sitting so far away from it!
  • Yes, I also used to skip school a lot, too
  • You don’t want to wear a jacket, it is alright .I don’t think it’s cold today
  • Just leave all the lights on , it makes the house look beautiful
  • Oh,I do not have a tissues with me , you can use your sleeve

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  • Things Your Mom Would Never Say to You
  • How can you watch TV by sitting so far away from it!
  • Yes, I also used to skip school a lot, too
  • You don’t want to wear a jacket, it is alright .I don’t think it’s cold today
  • Just leave all the lights on , it makes the house look beautiful
  • Oh,I do not have a tissues with me , you can use your sleeve
  • Let me smell that shirt — ok, it is good for one more week

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  • Mac walked into a stationery store ,whose owner was somewhat moron.
  • Mac asked, ‘Have you got any invisible ink?’
  • ‘Certainly sir,’ said the moron ‘What color?’

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  • Biology Teacher, ‘When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.

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  • A first time visitor to Seattle (it rains for months here) arrives on a rainy day. When he gets up the next day , it’s raining. It also keeps raining the day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to have a stroll and sees a young kid and asks him out of despair, ‘Hey boy, does it ever stop raining around here?’
  • The kid answers ‘How should I know? I am only 6 years old’

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