Jokes for Kids

  • Kid comes back home from 1st day at school.
  • Mom asks, ‘What did you learn today?’
  • Kid replies, ‘Not enough. They say,I will have to go back tomorrow.’

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  • What would be maths teacher’s favorite sum?
  • Summer

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  • A little boy was not getting good marks in maths. One day he approached her teacher .He tapped her on the shoulder and said ‘See,I don’t want to scare you, but my father says if I don’t get better marks next time, somebody is definitely going to get a spanking’

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  • The teacher asked a very simple question ,but nobody answered.She shouted angrily, ‘Feel you all are dumb . If you think you are an idiot then stand up, now!’
  • None of the students stood up. Then one student said, ‘Ma’am, you are the only one who is standing.’

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  • The first thing a child learns in the school is that his class-mates are getting more pocket money than he gets.

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  • A new kids comes to the class. After asking his name ,the teacher asked, ‘What does your father do?’
  • Kid: Whatever Mom says.

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  • Opening the book in the class,restarting from previous day, the teacher asked, ‘So guys, where were we?’
  • Student: In this class only, Mam.

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  • Teacher: Mac! I knew you’re bad at spelling in English.That is why I told you to write one sentence 20 times. Why did you write only 4 times?
  • Mac: Mam, I am bad at math too.

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  • Teacher: Give me an example of a creature which can live both on water as well as on the land.
  • Student: Frog.
  • Teacher: Give another example.
  • Student: Another frog.

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