Jokes for Kids

School Friends Classmates

  • Teacher : What is your date of birth?
  • Mac: October 13th
  • Teacher : Which year?
  • Mac: Ma’m, it is every year!

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  • Teacher : Can you spell a word which has more than 100 letters in it
  • Mac: P-O-S-T-B-O-X

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  • Teacher : What is an island ?
  • Pupil : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
  • Teacher :On one side ?
  • Pupil : Yes, on top !

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  • Teacher:’ If you had 5 apples in your plate and the boy next to you took two, what would you get?’
  • Mac:’ A fight!’

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  • Once there was a really dumb girl .She failed a test in the class.
  • Her teacher wanted her to come in after the school and make it up. On the note home to her parents the teacher wrote: Make up test.
  • The next day the girl brought lipstick and an eye -liner to school!

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  • What does a calculator tell to other calculator?
  • You can count on me!

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  • Where do you find longest table in the school
  • Ha,Ha,it is in your bag…it is the multiplication table

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  • Why did Mac bring a ladder to the school?
  • Because he wanted to go to High School

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  • What one pencil says to other pencil?
  • Darling, you look very sharp.

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  • PT Teacher on 1st day ,’Mac ,can you tell me what does PT stand for?
  • Mac,’It is Physical Torture,Sir’.

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