Jokes for Kids
- Teacher: How will you distribute 6 mangoes among 8 people?
- Mac: By making mango shake
- Teacher:When was Obama born?
- Mac: On his birthday
- Teacher :Tell the names of five animals who live in water?
- MAC: Frog
- Teacher :And other four?
- Mac: Frog’s mother,frog’s father,frog’s brother and frog’s sister!
- Teacher: Name one animal that is found in the desert.
- Mac: A camel.
- Teacher: Good. Name another animal.
- Mac: Another camel.
- Teacher: Mac ,how do you spell ‘crocodile?
- Mac :K-R-O-K-O-D-I-L-E
- Teacher :No,that is wrong .
- Mac:Maybe it is wrong,but asked me how I spell it.
- Teacher:Mac ,give me a sentence starting with ‘I’
- Mac: I is…
- Teacher : No, Mac…..always say ,’I am’
- Mac: All right, ….’I am the ninth letter of alphabet’
- Teacher: George Washington not only chopped his father’s cherry tree,but he admitted it.Now,Mac,do you know why his father did not punish him?
- Mac: Because George still had the axe in his hand !
- Teacher: ‘Mac, what is the outside of a tree called.It supports the whole tree?’
- Mac: ‘I don’t know.’
- Teacher: ‘Bark, Mac, bark.’
- Mac: ‘Bow, wow, wow!’
- If teachers are really smart then why are they in school?
- Teacher to Mac ‘ Didn’t I tell you to stand at the end of the line’?
- Mac: ‘I went there, but there was someone already there’
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