Jokes for Kids
Daily Jokes
- Question :Why did Mac study in the aeroplane?
- Answer: Mac was fulfilling his parents’ wish ,they wanted him to have a higher education
- Teeth said to Tongue: ‘If I just press you a little, you will get cut.
- Tongue replied: ‘If I misuse one word against someone ,then all 32 of you will come out’
- A lady was walking down the street to office and she saw a parrot in a cage in front of a pet store.
- The parrot saw her & said to her, ‘Hey lady, you are really ugly’. ‘Well, the lady is angry!
- She moved quickly to her office.
- On the way back home she saw the same parrot again and it said to her,’Hey lady, you are really ugly.’She was really ticked now.
- The next day ,same story got repeated
- The woman was so ticked that she went into the store and warned she would kill the bird if it used the same words again.
- The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.
- When the lady was passing by the store that day after work the parrot called to her again,’Hey lady.’
- She stopped and said,’Yes?
- The bird said, ‘You know.’
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