Jokes for Kids

Science Jokes

  • Teacher: Amazon river flows in which state?
  • Mac: In liquid state

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  • In a literate country , a beggar was crying.
  • A woman asked him :What is the matter
  • The beggar replied :Matter is anything which has mass and occupies space

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  • What always runs but never walks?
  • Water

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  • Mac was kicked out of school for cheating!
  • You know why?
  • Oh!He was caught counting his ribs in a biology exam

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  • Teacher: ‘Mac,Can you give me an example of wasted energy?’
  • Mac: ‘Yes, ma’am, it is like telling a hair-raising story to a bald-man.’

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  • What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
  • Getting lost!

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  • Mac:’I don’t know much about electricity
  • Teacher:’It is shocking’!

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  • What did a mountain say to other mountain after an earthquake?
  • Trust me,it was not my fault!

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  • What kind of shorts do Clouds like?
  • Thunderwears!

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  • What does Pacific Ocean says to Atlantic Ocean every day?
  • Nothing, they just wave at each other

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