Jokes for Kids

  • ज्योतिषी मुन्ना का हाथ देखकर- बेटा तुम बहुत पढ़ोगे।
  • मुन्ना- पढ़ तो मैं 4 साल से रहा हूं, ये बताओ कि pass कब होऊंगा।

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  • चिंटू की मां की तबियत खराब हो गई, वह अपनी मां को लेकर अस्पताल गया।
  • डॉक्टर – इनके कुछ test होंगे।
  • चिंटू- हे भगवान, अब क्या होगा मेरी मां तो अनपढ़ है।

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  • अध्यापक – बताओ पंखा male है या female?
  • मुन्ना- अगर खेतान का है तो male और उषा का है तो female ।

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  • मुन्ना- मम्मी मैं कल से स्कूल नहीं जाऊंगा।
  • मम्मी- क्यों बेटा , क्या बात हो गयी?
  • मुन्ना- मम्मी आज स्कूल में हम सभी बच्चों का weight किया गया था।
  • मम्मी- तो क्या हुआ?
  • मुन्ना- मुझे डर है कि अगर Rate अच्छा मिल गया तो ये स्कूल वाले हमें बेच ही ना दें।

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  • Teacher: Mac, can you name one important thing we have today which we didn’t have ten years ago?
  • Mac: Me!

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  • Doctor to a moron :Do you know a woman should not give birth after 35?
  • Moron:Yes ,35 children are more than enough

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  • ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!’
  • ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go’.
  • ‘Give me 2 reasons why you don’t want to go’.
  • ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me too!’
  • ‘Oh, that is no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready’.
  • ‘Give me 2 reasons why I should go to school.’
  • ‘Well, 1st one, you’re 52 years old. And for another,you are the PRINCIPAL’

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  • A parrot went into a super –mart and asked the counter clerk, ‘Do you have any chillies?’.
  • The clerk replied: No
  • The parrot smiled and flew away. A few hours later, parrot came back & asked ’Do you have any chillies?’
  • The clerk replied, Sorry! I already told you few hours back, we don’t have any chillies’
  • The parrot smiled and once again flew away.
  • Ten minutes later, the parrot again came back & asked once again ’Do you have any chillies?’
  • The irate clerk shouted’ No! We do not have any and we’re not going to have any and if you come back again, we are going to nail your to the wall’
  • The parrot smiled and flew away. In the evening, the parrot returned and asked ‘Do you have any nails?’
  • The clerk said ‘NO!’
  • The parrot replied ‘Good. Do you have any chillies?’

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  • Two little kids were at their grandparents’ home, the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the both boys knelt in the bedroom to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying loudly.
  • ‘I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE…’
  • ‘I PRAY FOR A NINTENDO…’
  • ‘I PRAY FOR THE LATEST PSP GAME…’
  • His eldest brother leaned over him, nudged him and said, ‘Lower your voice? God isn’t deaf.’
  • The little brother replied, ‘No, God is not deaf, but Grandma is!’

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  • Teacher : Where is your homework ,Mac?
  • Mac : My dog ate it.
  • Teacher: Mac,I have been a teacher for ten years, do you think I am going to believe this ?
  • Mac:But Ma’am it is true. I had to force him, but he ate it at last.

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