Jokes for Kids

  • A girl comes home with a note from her teacher and gave to her father.It says that the little girl talked too much in the class & disturbed others a lot. It also said that the teacher had a plan to stop & change her habit.
  • The other day the girl went back to the school with a note for her teacher from her father. It said,’Would request you to please let me know the plan too so that I can try it out on her mother.’

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  • A little girl comes home from school. Her mother asked: ‘Dear, so how was your 1st day at school?’
  • Girl:’1st day? Do you mean I’ve to go back there tomorrow too?’

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  • Mother:So what did you learn today?
  • Son: How to write
  • Mother: Hmmm , what did you write?
  • Son: I wrote something but I don’t know as I don’t know reading!

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  • A baby snake goes to his mom and asks :’Mom are we poisonous?’
  • Mom :’Yes darling, but why are you asking ?’
  • Baby snake :’Because I just bit my own tongue’

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  • Do you know why was 6 afraid of 7?
  • Because 7 8 9

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  • Teacher: Name 2 days of the week which start with ‘T’.
  • Mac:Ma’am, Today and Tomorrow.

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  • What does one maths book tell to the other maths book?
  • Oh boy, I have got lot of problems!

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  • Sam :’Do you know a dirty joke.’
  • Mac:Yes,Tim fell into the mud’.

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  • One day, little Mac asks his father , ‘Did you hear about the stupid fool who keeps saying ‘no’?’
  • ‘No,’his father replies
  • ‘Oh, so it’s you.’

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  • The kids were lined up in the cafeteria of a school for breakfast. At the start of the table ,there were large no. of apples. School management wanted each child to take one apple only.So they posted a small note on the apple tray: ‘Take only one. Be careful,God is watching.’
  • Little ahead on the table, there were no of chocolates on the table
  • Mac took 5 chocolates & told his friends in the queue ‘You can take as many chocolates as you want & you don’t worry about God as He is busy watching the apples

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