Jokes for Kids

  • Mac:’You know I was in the zoo last month’
  • Lilly:’Oh really? I also went there ,but did not see.Which cage were you in? ‘

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  • Late in the night, a thief broke into a house thinking that it was empty. He was looking for valuables but suddenly he froze when he heard a voice saying ‘ God is watching you’. After that it was silence for a moment & he again started looking into closets. ‘God is watching you’ the voice said again. The thief became little frightened. He looked all around. In the corner of the room, he found a bird cage and in that ,there was a parrot.
  • He asked the parrot: Are you saying God is watching me?
  • ‘Yes, replied the parrot. The thief had a sigh of relief, and asked : What’s your name?’
  • ‘Sinister, said the bird. ‘That’s a very dumb name for a parrot, said the thief.’What idiot named you Sinister?’
  • The parrot replied, ‘The same idiot who named the dog standing behind you, God’

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  • A woman enters somebody’s house, she sees the owner playing chess with his cat. She says to the man ‘I can’t believe my eyes, a cat playing chess, what a clever cat ‘
  • The man replies’ No,you are wrong. This cat is not clever at all, I am beating it 4 games to 2′

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  • The front door of a home was accidentally left open and the dog disappeared.The owner, whistled & called unsuccessfully , got in the car and went looking out for it. He drove around for a while ,but with no luck. After sometime, he stopped beside a shop ,explained color & size of the dog and asked if they had seen him.
  • ‘You mean the one , which is following your car?’they asked.

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  • Do you know what happened with an unlucky person when he bought two bananas?
  • They were both empty

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  • What do two bananas do when they meet?
  • Bananas shake

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  • Why the banana went to the doctor ?
  • Because he was not peeling well

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  • Why pear goes out with a plum?
  • As he can not find a Date

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  • Why were strawberries so-much upset?
  • Because their parents were in a jam

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  • Once a donkey & man were going in a forest. The man rode ,yet walked. What was the name of the donkey?
  • Yet

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