Jokes for Kids

Science Jokes

  • What does summer say to the spring every year?
  • Please help me,I’m going to fall

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  • What does a tornado say to a car>
  • Do you want to go for a spin ,darling

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  • What did Mars tell Saturn?
  • Please give me a ring anytime!

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  • How the rocket lost its job?
  • Oh, it was fired.

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  • Why did a leaf go the doctor in emergency?
  • Because it was feeling very green!

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  • What kind of star is a dangerous star>
  • A Shooting Star

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  • What one eye says to other?
  • Something between us smells!

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  • Mac walked into a stationery store ,whose owner was somewhat moron.
  • Mac asked, ‘Have you got any invisible ink?’
  • ‘Certainly sir,’ said the moron ‘What color?’

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  • Biology Teacher, ‘When you breathe, you inspire, and when you do not breathe, you expire.

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  • A first time visitor to Seattle (it rains for months here) arrives on a rainy day. When he gets up the next day , it’s raining. It also keeps raining the day after that, and the day after that. He goes out to have a stroll and sees a young kid and asks him out of despair, ‘Hey boy, does it ever stop raining around here?’
  • The kid answers ‘How should I know? I am only 6 years old’

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