Jokes for Kids
- Mac took a donkey to the school, do you know why?
- Because other day ,his teacher told few misbehaving students that it is very easy for her to make them well-behaved as she has made many men out of donkeys
- Teacher : Tell me which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
- Student: Ma’am,’The moon’.
- Teacher : Why moon is more important than Sun?
- Student : Ma’am ,the moon gives us light at night-time when we it’s dark but the sun gives us light in the day-time when we don’t need it
- Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are not interested but the person keeps doing the same day after day?
- Student: Hmmm,I think ,a teacher
- Question: How can you keep an idiot busy for days?
- Answer: Very simple,give him a one piece of paper with ‘Please turn over’ written on both the sides.
- Question :Why did Mac study in the aeroplane?
- Answer: Mac was fulfilling his parents’ wish ,they wanted him to have a higher education
- Do you know why do bees hum?
- Because they don’t know the words
- Why do elephants never forget & have a long memory?
- It is because nobody ever tells them anything!
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ?
- Because his class was so bright !
- Teacher: What’s you name ?
- Student: My name is Mac
- Teacher: You should say ‘Sir’
- Student: OK, My name is Sir Mac!
- Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention towards studies.
- Student: ‘Ma’am, I’m trying to pay as little as I can !
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