Jokes for Kids

Teachers Jokes

  • Why did the teacher wear sunglasses ?
  • Because his class was so bright !

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  • Teacher: What’s you name ?
  • Student: My name is Mac
  • Teacher: You should say ‘Sir’
  • Student: OK, My name is Sir Mac!

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  • Teacher: I wish you would pay a little attention towards studies.
  • Student: ‘Ma’am, I’m trying to pay as little as I can !

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  • What would be maths teacher’s favorite sum?
  • Summer

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  • The teacher asked a very simple question ,but nobody answered.She shouted angrily, ‘Feel you all are dumb . If you think you are an idiot then stand up, now!’
  • None of the students stood up. Then one student said, ‘Ma’am, you are the only one who is standing.’

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  • Opening the book in the class,restarting from previous day, the teacher asked, ‘So guys, where were we?’
  • Student: In this class only, Mam.

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  • Teacher: Mac! I knew you’re bad at spelling in English.That is why I told you to write one sentence 20 times. Why did you write only 4 times?
  • Mac: Mam, I am bad at math too.

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  • Teacher: Give me an example of a creature which can live both on water as well as on the land.
  • Student: Frog.
  • Teacher: Give another example.
  • Student: Another frog.

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  • Teacher :What happened in 1809?
  • Student: Sir,Abraham Lincoln was born in that year.
  • Teacher :Ok, tell what happened in 1819?
  • Student:Sir, Abraham Lincoln was ten years old in 1819

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