Jokes for Kids

  • Teacher: Mac, can you name one important thing we have today which we didn’t have ten years ago?
  • Mac: Me!

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  • ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!’
  • ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go’.
  • ‘Give me 2 reasons why you don’t want to go’.
  • ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me too!’
  • ‘Oh, that is no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready’.
  • ‘Give me 2 reasons why I should go to school.’
  • ‘Well, 1st one, you’re 52 years old. And for another,you are the PRINCIPAL’

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  • Teacher : Where is your homework ,Mac?
  • Mac : My dog ate it.
  • Teacher: Mac,I have been a teacher for ten years, do you think I am going to believe this ?
  • Mac:But Ma’am it is true. I had to force him, but he ate it at last.

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  • Teacher:I don’t understand how a person could make so many mistakes in his homework.
  • Mac: Ma’am,I did not.My father helped me.

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  • Mother :How was your school, Mary?
  • Mary:Nothing special except that teacher did not know the spellings of cat,so I told here

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  • Sara:Our teacher talks of herself.Does yours?
  • Mac:Yes,but she does not realize it, she thinks we’re actually listening

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  • What were the names of very first teachers ?
  • Miss and Sir

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  • Teacher: Name 2 days of the week which start with ‘T’.
  • Mac:Ma’am, Today and Tomorrow.

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  • Teacher : Tell me which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?
  • Student: Ma’am,’The moon’.
  • Teacher : Why moon is more important than Sun?
  • Student : Ma’am ,the moon gives us light at night-time when we it’s dark but the sun gives us light in the day-time when we don’t need it

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  • Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when people are not interested but the person keeps doing the same day after day?
  • Student: Hmmm,I think ,a teacher

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